top 17 toys for bad kids

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 15-Dec-2006 19:54:31

The Top 17 Toys for Bad Kids



17> Vladimir Putin Agent-Eradication Polonium-210 Chemistry Set

16> Buzzed Lightyear Action Figure (comes with bag of Doritos)

15> Diddle-Me Elmo

14> Krylon's Li'l Tagger Starter Kit

13> iPot

12> Paris Hilton's See 'N Say Li'l Black Book

11> Lynndie England's Abu Ghraib-Bag of Pet Interrogation Devices
(batteries not included)

10> Pezzippo Candy Dispenser/Cigarette Lighter

9> Li'l Osama's Ouijihad board

8> Spirograph Tattoo Kit

7> Hello Clitty! training vibrator

6> Talking Ken Pimp Doll ("Better have my money, bitch!")

5> Spinach Patch E. Coli Kids

4> Li'l Sadist Smokin' Ant Magnifying Glass

3> Snoop Dogg's EZily-Baked Brownie Oven

2> Donald Rumsfeld Inaction Figure


and the Number 1 Toy for Bad Kids...


1> Post-Partum Commando Britney Dress-Up Doll (panties
not included)

Post 2 by Emerald-Hourglass (Account disabled) on Friday, 15-Dec-2006 20:04:35

LMAO! awesome!

Post 3 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Friday, 15-Dec-2006 23:48:55

Love it. Where can I get these? I know this little girl in Ohio who....

Bob

Post 4 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Saturday, 16-Dec-2006 10:30:46

And I know a little boy in Texas who might like #6

Post 5 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Saturday, 16-Dec-2006 10:52:15

hahahahahahaha!

Post 6 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Saturday, 16-Dec-2006 11:18:43

I know a little girl in ohio who would love #15.

Bob

Post 7 by Raskolnikov (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Saturday, 16-Dec-2006 15:00:34

Number 14 is funny.

Post 8 by SingerOfSongs (Heresy and apostasy is how progress is made.) on Sunday, 17-Dec-2006 10:13:54

Beautiful. I think that's the best board post I've seen in quite a while. LMAO

Post 9 by changedheart421 (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Sunday, 17-Dec-2006 12:11:26

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